So... you want to become a member of the club?
Our very strict criteria
*
can you
fly?
- you know, this is about angels, so you should be able
to do it at
least a little... and not by plane or other heretic
al vehicle!
* do you have wings?
- not those fake things! Real, self grown, moveable
wings! Everything
under a wingspan of 10 meters is simply inacceptable!
* do you pray at least five times a day?
- yes, to the "One and Only On High", who did YOU
think?
* do you have extraordinary heavenly powers?
- you know, I mean like (ordered from "x-tremely kewl" to
"barely
acceptable"):
- killing your enemies with the strike of a flaming sword,
- ordering people to do things they don't want to,
- awakening the dead,
- gazing through clouds - no, not underwear, silly!
- ... read... (that doesn't go by extraordinary and
heavenly, but we'll
settle for this if you've got nothing else...)
* do you simply LOVE to receive orders? And obey them?
Without asking
or complaing?
- well, this is really essential! The admins and mods
here just LOVE to
boss people around all day!
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And our real criteria...
Since we had to revise our original application criteria just
a bit
(Shora 
ate the previous
draft for the application form...)
- here we
go:
* do you like to
draw/ render/ write/ whatever
for ENGEL?
* do you have any
artwork and/ or text you
would like to display in
public?
Yes, fine... well... proceed to the guidelines below. That's
it!
... but on second
thought, we might come back to this wing thingy...
